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At Douchey Coffee, we specialize in bold flavor profiles and even bolder self-perception.

 

Our roasts are ethically sourced, carefully curated, and expertly packaged to reflect the modern man: complex on the surface, underdeveloped at the core.

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Each limited-edition blend is inspired

by a signature archetype

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The Emotionally Available (In Theory)
Notes of podcast wisdom, untreated ego, and a bright finish of “I just need to focus on myself right now.”

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The Open-Minded Visionary 
Hints of progressive branding, mild insecurity, and a smoky aftertaste of “I thought you understood what this was.”

 

The Creative Director of His Own Healing
Layered with self-awareness, steeped in excuses, and roasted to perfection in someone else’s emotional labor.

 

At Douchey Coffee, we believe:

Growth is a vibe.

Accountability is flexible.

Depth is aesthetic.

And commitment is best enjoyed seasonally.

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Every bag is beautifully designed — because while the substance may vary, the packaging is always strong.

 

Drink it black. Leave it unfinished.

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